Here is a sample of the brilliance I spent all of yesterday sifting through in order to write my English paper for tomorrow:
"Here again, it is the sense of hybridity and recontextualisation that is being foregrounded with respect to the different languages and cultures which acted as influences on his developing consciousness. "
And no, the context of that outrageous sentence did not lend it any glimmer of reason.
(Or should I say, the source-process and surrounding elements which nourished it both as an entity and as an integral part of a wholism could not support its ultimate syntactical destination in order to provide it with the means to express itself unto its flourishing descriptivity.)
I mean, is there any other job for which you get as much respect by spouting nonsense and flagrantly making up words? Because I feel like that would be easy money, and I'm up for it.