Thursday, June 29, 2006

New Dog Varieties

I realize this is a forward, and as such undoubtedly lame, but I feel that its qualities fit in with our particular world view, or weltanshaung, if you will. I feel that there's room on this blog for forwards if they make you actually chuckle. I know you will bear with me on this.
With Shaky Self-esteem,
Mom



Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Spitz + Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Newfoundland + Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point, owned by... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute
Commute, a dog that travels to work

1 comment:

rosie said...

It made me chuckle, too. The pointsetter reminds me of Grandma (I feel like that's how she says it anyway). Well done, Mama - good posting. I love you.