Monday, May 29, 2006

Metropolitan Diary

Just imagine that I'm reading this to you while we're eating our breakfast in the kitchen. You've probably already read the section, but you listen patiently to me reading it to you again so that we can chuckle over it together:

Dear Diary:

I recently went to a Yankees game with my grandchildren, who live out of town. They are Boston Red Sox fans, and they wanted to see Yankee Stadium. Sitting behind us were three young men fantasizing what they would do if they caught a foul ball. They agreed that the right thing to do would be to give it to my grandchildren, although reluctantly.

When Yankee player Johnny Damon was at bat ( he used to play for the Red Sox), my 10-year-old granddaughter stood up in her seat and yelled, "Traitor, traitor, you went for the money!"

Then the young man behind us said, "Now, you're not getting the ball."

Carol Bettinger

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Who's surprised?

French are rudest, most boring people on earth: British poll

LONDON (AFP) - The French have been voted the world's most unfriendly nation by a landslide in a new British poll published. They were also voted the most boring and most ungenerous.


Clicking on the title of this post will take you to the
full story. That's the best I could do.

Monday, May 22, 2006

Not to give anyone any ideas, but...

Here are two stories about some friends who are taking the whole practical joke idea to new levels. First, Chappie A encases Chappie B's apartment in tin foil. Later (after he spends TWO YEARS cleaning up the foil), Chappie B turns Chappie A's apartment into a hamster cage.

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Jojo's Home

And guess how long it took him to get to wiffle ball with Will?

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

It Really Does Exist!

Then what they say is true: there is a Sun!

This is - quite honestly - the most light we've seen in weeks.

And all that at 6pm! Boy oh boy, this is a good day!

Saturday, May 13, 2006

We need one of these

This guy built himself a treehouse after reading our book!

I love that he's considering building a tree out-building, and attaching it to the main house with a rope bridge. That's just so cool.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Virginia is not Massachusetts

There's a tornado watch in my county...

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Creepy in the Extreme

I've been meaning to send this article out for quite a while - it's a bit outdated, but hasn't, I think, become any less disturbing with age.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

A Trifling Matter (hahaha! I'm so funny!)

Observe the beauty of the cake mom made for my birthday!

We decided we'd probably need to add this to our regular diet. One almond brandy raspberry custard trifle cake to be consumed before bedtime - twice a month.

Garden Pictures - By Will